You Can't Fly Under The Radar

I thought I had church all figured out. I sat on the back row in the corner every week at Sacrament Meeting (so as not to be in the Bishop's line of sight. I attended Relief Society just enough so that my name wouldn't go on the inactive list (just kidding - I don't think there is an inactive list, is there?) I have NEVER attended an Enrichment Night or a Super Saturday so as not to draw attention to myself (in spite of being on the Enrichment Night Committee). I NEVER attended an Enrichment Committee meeting, but rather just let them assign me the invitations. I was willing to make meals and do all those other Mormon girl things, but I didn't want to get involved. My calling of Visiting Teaching Coordinator was enough for me and the perfect amount of commitment. (I'm so bad at commitment.) Once a month all my Visiting Teaching Supervisors would call me with their lists and then I would go to the church and fill out my report, all the while congratulating myself for flying under the ward radar. Evidently that ward radar is a lot stronger than I thought because I got the dreaded call from the Executive Secretary this past week. I've obviously been called to repentance regarding my church activity (my thoughts anyway) because I am the new Relief Society secretary. That wasn't supposed to happen - no one was supposed to notice me! I want to be stage crew rather than the actor! I don't want to teach a lesson, I don't want to visit, I don't want to plan anything. I hate finding out that it's not always all about ME. That totally bums me out.

Seriously though, this is not my first calling as RS secretary so I know what I'm up against. The other ladies in the presidency are awesome, funny, clever, and pretty spiritual too. I'm definitely the odd man out here. I wonder what would happen if I didn't attend any presidency meetings ... do you think anyone would notice?